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All I Want For Christmas Distressed Funny Anti-Festive Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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If listening to this Christmas 'classic' for the 1,000th time feels like being trapped in an eternal snow globe of sickly holiday cheer... then this is for you! A simple text based Christmas design, with a generous sprinkle of Christmas hatred thrown in for good measure.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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