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Album: Not a Fan

Forgetting Bin Day, Not a Fan - Funny British Everyday Joke T-Shirt

Description: Few tragedies hit harder than realising it’s bin day… after the lorry’s already gone. This design captures that quiet, quintessentially British despair — part frustration, part self-loathing, entirely relatable. Ideal for mugs, tees and stickers — the perfect nod to the nation’s love affair with routines, rubbish days, and dry sarcasm. Great for anyone who’s stood at the window, clutching a bin bag, muttering “oh for goodness’ sake.”

Tags: bin collection humour, bin joke, deadpan humour, everyday life, forget to put the trash out
Farage, Not a Fan - Funny Political Joke T-Shirt

Description: Because not everyone fancies a pint of populism with their politics. This design captures that classic British deadpan — a polite but pointed way to say “absolutely not.” Perfect for anyone who prefers tea over nationalism and eye rolls over debates. Ideal for mugs, tees, and stickers — subtle enough for the office, sharp enough for the pub. A must-have for lovers of dry British humour and a touch of quiet protest.

Tags: anti farage, anti farage gift, anti racism, anti racist, anti reform
Influencers, Not a Fan - Funny Sarcastic Joke T-Shirt

Description: For those who don’t need validation from strangers on the internet. A polite refusal to join the cult of hashtags and humblebrags.

Tags: anti influencer, anti influencer joke, funny, funny anti influencer joke, funny gift
Drivers That Don't Indicate, Not a Fan - Funny Sarcasm Joke T-Shirt

Description: Because apparently, indicators are optional now. This design says what every driver thinks but never shouts — the polite way to express utter exasperation. Perfect for anyone who values manners, signalling, and sanity on the road. Great for mugs, t-shirts, and stickers that turn daily irritation into understated wit. A must-have for drivers who believe common courtesy should come as standard.

Tags: bad drivers, bad driving joke, british sarcasm, driving joke, funny
Musk, Not a Fan - Tech Billionaire Satire Joke T-Shirt

Description: Because not everyone dreams of Mars, memes, and megayachts. This tongue-in-cheek design gives a nod (and a raised eyebrow) to the cult of tech billionaires. Perfect for those who prefer their tea strong and their billionaires quiet. Ideal for mugs, tees, and stickers — a dry, witty jab at modern hero worship, Silicon Valley style.

Tags: anti billionaires, anti musk, anti musk gift, elon musk, funny
Trump, Not a Fan - Sarcastic Political Joke T-Shirt

Description: For those who prefer diplomacy with their tea, not drama with their tweets. This design blends dry wit with a healthy dose of political side-eye — ideal for anyone who’s had enough of big hair, bigger egos, and even bigger headlines. Perfect for mugs, tees, and stickers that quietly say, “no thanks” — the most emphatic political statement of all.

Tags: anti trump, anti trump gift, bad president, funny, funny gift
Cyclists, Not a Fan - Sarcastic Driving Joke T-Shirt

Description: For the driver who’s seen one too many wobbly cyclists at rush hour and lived to tell the tale. This design delivers that classic British blend of quiet fury and polite restraint — perfect for anyone who’s muttered “oh, for heaven’s sake” more than once behind the wheel. Ideal for mugs, tees, and stickers that capture the frustration of sharing the road, one near miss at a time. A subtle, witty gift for long-suffering commuters and lovers of dry humour.

Tags: anti cyclist joke, bad bike riders, bad drivers, cycling joke, cyclists joke
Daily Mail Readers, Not a Fan - Funny Sarcasm Joke T-Shirt

Description: For those who prefer facts over fear mongering and tea over tabloid drama. This tongue-in-cheek design pokes fun at the nation’s favourite outrage machine — perfect for anyone who’s tired of sensational headlines, moral panic, and “sources say” journalism. Ideal for mugs, tees, and totes that let you quietly (or loudly) express your disdain with classic British understatement. A must-have for lovers of sarcasm, satire, and actual news.

Tags: anti tabloid, british paper, british sarcasm, daily mail joke, deadpan
Middle Lane Hoggers, Not a Fan - Sarcastic Driving Joke T-Shirt

Description: Because nothing says “national menace” quite like someone doing 62mph in the middle lane for eternity. This design sums up the quiet fury of every British driver - equal parts politeness and suppressed road rage. Perfect for mugs, t-shirts and stickers - understated, witty, and oh-so-relatable for anyone who’s ever muttered under their breath on the M6.

Tags: bad drivers, bad driving joke, british sarcasm, driving joke, funny

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